They call me a writer

But really I’m just a fan of writing

extremely pretentious opening lines.

The real question is will I ever get around to taking an equally pretentious black-and-white picture of myself pretending to ponder one of the classics while I look out a window?

In the meantime, while my black turtleneck is being shipped, I’ve chosen a picture that makes me look way more trendy and fun than I am.

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”

- Groucho Marx